Here it is, the mother of all lists. I realized a while ago that there were a lot of little things that get under my skin. Now after reading this I know someone is going to think "Wow he is bitter". Anyone that knows me can tell you other wise. This is more for a laugh than anything else.
1) People who can't park - Thats right your number one. I can't count the number of time I see someone park like this or this. Ok maybe not as bad as the last one but you get the point
2) The good old "God is the reason for everything and I want to tell you about it" people. - This one is self-explainitory. If you know someone who can't complete a sentence without using the words God, Jesus , Faith, Love, or Mercy then you know who I'm talking about.
3) Political Correctness - Another big one. This is a fancy term for reducing freedom of speech. The people that go for this are also the ones who are big on letting people get naked, smear themselves in mayonaise, then throw themselves into a public wall and call it art. Thats find, but heaven forbid I say "man hours" instead of "person hours".
4) Anyone that forwards stupid emails - Things like "OMG AOL/Microsoft/Intel WILL GIVE YOU MAD $$ IF YOU FORWARD THIS!!!!1111"
5) Girls who are too hard on themselves - I can't stand it when you tell a girl she is beautiful or cute or any other way of putting it, and they go "No I'm not". I'm not just saying it for my health.
6) Sunday Walkers - These fine individuals hold a special place in my heart. This is for anyone that just stroll through a crowded area. Nothing against strolling but be curtious to others and don't hold up everyone else.
7) Bad Hygine - I'm speechless when it comes to this. Anyone who enjoys smelling like they showered in moldy Taco Bell leftovers is beyond help IMO.
8) Speakerphone Talkers - Let's clear up a few things. The 'Speakerphone' function is for use when putting your phone up to your ear is an inconvinience or when a couple people who are around you want to talk to the person on the phone. It is NOT ment to be used because your too lazy to bring the phone an extra 10 inches from the front of your face to your ear. I don't want to hear your conversation from your crappy phone speaker. Your not cool. This also includes people who use the PTT function on their phone....YOU ARE NOT ON A WORK SITE!!